I'm not what you write in your books.

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:23:11 GMT

Society tells me that I need some waffle fries from Chik-fil-a.
Society also tells me pooping five times in one day isn't normal/healthy.

But, most of all, society tells me I don't fit in.
Waahwaaah.

I love it.

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 16:34:38 GMT

One question:

IS FRANK DEAD!?

Thks.

To Do:

Sat, 03 Feb 2007 18:28:48 GMT

•Get inspection sticker- $5
•Dorm prepayments- $150
•Graduation invitation- $193
•Senior portraits- $20
•Cap, gown, diploma- $41.50
•Cell phone bill- $80
•Scholarship essays and applications- $0

Gimme some money, bitch.

As for me...

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 19:31:45 GMT

Some people fall in love and touch the sky,
Some people fall in love and find quicksand,
I hover somewhere in between,
I swear,
I can’t make up my mind.

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 00:07:06 GMT

Reasons why life is good:

♥

Breathe

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:43:33 GMT

It's no surprise this world is going to shit.

Count to ten.

Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:16:15 GMT

School Store Chashiers-i am good at taking money and the math of it

Librarians-i love keeping books orginized

Dj-i like to manege and most of the time i clean up my whole house

Thank you ,
brittney

i also wanna help mrs. king at the end of the week on friday

Ain't it good to know you got a friend?

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 05:45:06 GMT

I found this letter yesterday. My sister is a card.

Fyi- Koty is her boyfriend

Koty,i am so sorry.I like you but you don't like me back.All you like is Lisa.You know i like no other boys except you.So you can hang loose or you can go with LISA!!!!I am so so sorry.Its over we need to be friends.And friends only.here is a list of who i like and who i like only and here is a list of who you like.

Brittney's List

Koty

Koty's List
Lisa
Alexsi
Taylor
not me!!!

Well, today she gets home from school and tells me "I broke up with Koty today! -insert hyper, happy dancing-" I reply, "Why?" She answers, "He was cheating." My response, "Oh, yeah? What'd he say?" She says, "Nothing. All I know is he cried. And I've never felt better."

Well, today I find another letter.

Koty, I am sorry. I really love you but i though you were cheating. If you get back with me you said you would do anything in the world well this is what i want. Don't talk to Lisa please. I love you.

And now I remember why she's my role model.

Hey there, sunshine. I love you.
♥

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:48:13 GMT

And even though school sucks, my job blows, and I have a headache, things couldn't get any better.
:)

I love you, Mr. Walken.
Way too much.

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:45:01 GMT

I've been told by a couple of people I look like this lady:

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 04:15:32 GMT

I found a letter my sister wrote to Jesse McCartney.
Here it is.

Dear Jesse Mccartney,
E-mail me call me write me. Oh, you rock my world.
I cant wait till you get a new CD out.

Give me ya # I won't Give it to no one.

Speaking of musicians, I finally listened/watched JT's song, Sexy Back ~~and got turned on~~. I still say we're meant to be.
I mean, come on! He tertally stared into my eyes at the soundcheck.

I wouldn't say I'm excited about school starting back, just excited about what happens when I graduate. I wish Ms. Ivy liked me and helped me pick better classes my freshman year. I'm going to be taking chemestry my senior year. I also wish that she had told me what my GPA was last year, so I had something to go by. But, no! "We only give seniors their GPA. Besides, you've got a whole other year before you need to think about all that stuff," all said in her whisper.

Enough bitching.
I really can't complain about anything. Well, I shouldn't.
My emotions make me dizzy. I just thought about Mrs. Hays and share class. I want to cry. Not because I miss Brett Jones or anything. I don't mean to be lame, but I hardly have any memories of me thinking about...well, anything. (Besides a select few shitheads.)

I miss having my own car. I miss last summer. I miss Taylor. I miss Mrs. Waycadillac's (or Mrs. Way-way, if you prefer so) class and Devin and Marcus Rogers (remember him?) stripping on the desks. (This was fourth grade, mind you.)

I promised I wouldn't do this.
This is my first and last one.

I promise.

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 21:22:55 GMT

I am a word of five letters, people eat me. If you remove my first letter, I will be form of energy. If you remove my first two letters I will be needed for living. If you remove my first three letters I will be near you. If you remove my first four letters I will be a drink for you. Who am I?

A Few Questions:

Fri, 21 Jul 2006 03:24:04 GMT

Why is that Hulk Hogan show on CMT?
And why is Paul Wall singing (or rapping?) with Brooke, Hulk's daughter?
And why do all of the Hogans have ugly blonde hair?

Also, I don't have skin cancer.
It was a cyst.
Mista Cyst.

I got that junt frozed off, too.
'Cept it ain't off, yet.

One more week of this ugly shit.

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:52:48 GMT

I want to pledge allegiance to the country where I live.
I don't want to be ashamed to be American.

Wed, 12 Jul 2006 21:17:55 GMT

The big girl on Made makes me cry.
She's so pretty.
And we have the same socks.

I want to go to fat camp.
*Phat

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:36:13 GMT

I spend way too much time thinking.

And not enough time having sex.

Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:34:20 GMT

I feel prettier than I actually am.

Tue, 04 Jul 2006 03:22:14 GMT

Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
Yes. TEEHEE.

Are you gay?
Uh uh. BISEXUAL, PLEASE!

Do you have a hairy chest?
I don't have a chest.

Do you like monkeys?
Only ugly ones.

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Ocean defferz.

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
Yes. It's tight.

Have you ever read the Bible?
Not completely.

Did you ever go to Sunday School?
A long time ago.

Do you wear a lot of black?
Of course. I'm a biker chick.

Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
No, but Amber Meza tried to plant a razor blade in my desk. I told on dat bitch.

Have you ever hugged a tree?
No.

Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
Isn't that some muscle in your butt?

Describe your hair?
That's not a question? Red.

Are you a wild beast?
If I'm inspired.

Do you like to have fun?
Yes.

Do you like drama?
Only if it involves someone else.

Do you like mayonaise?
Micacle Whip, please.

Are you afraid to die?
I'm afraid of lots of things.

Do you like playing in leaves?
We have no leaves.

Do you like deer ticks?
What?

Have you ever peed your pants as a teen?
No.

Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
No.

Are you an adult?
Nope.

Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
I can't spell wurth shyt.

Ever won a spelling bee?
no.

Do you ever eat because you're depressed?
Nope.

Are you a television addict?:
Not really.

Do you think O.J. is guilty?:
Do it really matter? Do it?

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?:
Oh yes. Especially when she talks to me in her baby voice.

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
Yes.

On a swing?
Does oral sex count?

Do you like Elvis?
DUR HE FRUM CHEW-PELOWAH.

Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery Channel:
I don't watch watch that channel.

Ever been hit on at a zoo?
No. at the National Beta mixer? YEAH!

Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?
Yep.

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
I didn't know...

Are you a sugar freak?
No.

When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "oh shit, is that the COPS!!?""
No, I wonder if it is the publisher's clearing house people.

Ever been arrested?:
Once in Mexico.

Actually, do you like orange juice?:
Actually, no.

What sign are you?
Taurus.

Where do you wish you were right now?
In your arms.

Did you enjoy this?
Nope.

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:58:18 GMT

You can make a plan, carve it into stone. Like a feather falling, it is still unknown.

I'm painting my toenails.
I shaved my legs. You should be proud.
I'm washing clothes.
I've packed a lot more than I normally have packed so soon before leaving.
Oh, shnap.

6/28-7/2 : Nationals
7/3 : Chill at the crib
7/4 : Family reunion in Memphis
7/5 : Back to slave work

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:32:05 GMT

: Have you....
Sat through a whole episode of...
[] the simple life.
[x] family guy.
[x] saturday night live.
[x] that 70s show.
[x] degrassi.
[x] america's next top model.
[x] spongebob
[] the surreal life.
[x] american idol.
[x] full house.
[] grey's anatomy.
[x] malcolm in the middle.
[x] the real world.
[x] gilmore girls.
[] the oc.
[] everwood.
[x] i love the 70s, 80s, 90s.
[x] ER.
[] instant star.
[] the wiggles.
[x] laguna beach.
[] the apprentice
[] the soup.
[x] date my mom.
[] sex and the city.
[] 24
[] lost.
[] prison break.
[] desperate housewives.
[x] the simpsons.
[] the sopranos.
[] my name is earl.
[x] friends.
[] the office.
[x] will & grace.
[x]seinfeld.
[] zoey 101.
[x] pimp my ride.
[x] saved by the bell.
[] So Notorious.
[x] punk'd.
[x] boy meets world.
________________________________________________

Today did you...

1. Talk to someone you liked: I like everyone. :)
2. Buy something: no
3. Get sick: Nope.
4. Sing: Yes
5. Make out and/or kiss someone:No
8. Talk to an ex: No
9. Miss Someone: Yes.
___________________________________________________

Last person who....

10. Layed in a bed with you: My sister
11. Saw you cry:My sister
12. Made you cry: My sister's father
13. Went to the movies with you: Keon
________________________________________

16. Ever been in a fight with your pet: Play fights, of course. Max = loove.
17. Been to California: no
18. Been to Hawaii: no
19. Been to Canada: no
20. Been to Europe:no
____________________________________________

Random....

21. Looking forward to something: Nationals
22. What book are you reading now: Waiting for Love is Justice.
25. What do you sleep with: Whatever was on my bed when I got in it (ex. clothes, books, remotes, pictures, phones, etc.)
26. What's under your bed: dust-covered hardwood
27. Favorite sport to watch: high school football
28. Current Location: My house
29. Piercings/tattoos: Ears
30. What are you most scared of right now: Afraid.
31. Where do you want to get married: No plans, yet.
32. Who do you really hate?: A couple people
33. Do you have a job: yes
35. Do you like being around people?: sometimes
36. Have you ever cried: yes
37. Are you lonely right now:yes
38. Song that's stuck in your head right now: "For Once in My Life" Frank Sinatra
39. Been on radio/TV: No
40. Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?: Oh yeah.
__________________________________________________

FIRSTS
1. First school: Shannon
2. First screenname: something gay, I'm sure.
3. First funeral: grandfather
4. First big trip: NYC
5. First celebrity love: Nicholas Cage
6. First job: Cinemark
__________________________________________________

Everyone also has their lasts...

8. Last person you hugged: My momma when she brought be pizza to work. I love her.
9. Last song you heard: The Lizzy McGuire theme song
10. Last car ride: On my way home from work tonight
11. Last time you cried: yesterday
12. Last movie you watched: The lake house
13. Last food you ate: a roll with honey mustard

Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:50:03 GMT

1. Turn on your favorite media player and turn your shuffle feature on.

2. Hit "play" and keep track of the next 10 songs that come up. (If you have iTunes, you can make a smart playlist that will automatically list your most recently played selections.)

3. Post your 10 shuffled songs, along with these instructions. You are not allowed to lie, omit tracks or otherwise try to make your musical taste seem hipper than it actually is.

"A Song to Pass the Time" Bright Eyes
"Cinder and Smoke" Iron & Wine
"I Better Be Quiet Now" Elliott Smith
"Blue Eyes" Cary Brothers
"We Will Become Silhouettes" The Postal Service
"Mosh Pit" Three Six Mafia, Ft. Josey Scott and Lil' White
"Mix Tape" Brand New
"I Can't Make You Love Me" Bonnie Raitt
"One- Eighty By Summer" Taking Back Sunday
"Lullaby" The Deftones

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:39:03 GMT

Hey, Mr. McMahon. Give this guy a chance.

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 03:52:20 GMT

There's something spectacular about the way you make my stomach cramp.

I don't want to love you anymore.

Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:25:35 GMT

The most annoying conversation of my night:

Him: "Tammy-Sue is pregnant."
Me: "Oh, yeah?"
Him: "Yeah. Her boyfriend won't talk to her now because of it."
Me: "Hopefully she's not really pregnant."
Him: "It's her own fault."
Me: "What? Are you serious?"
Him: "Yeah, she let him dive in without a condom."
Me: "So, it's not his fault at all?"
Him: "Well, it's both of their fault, but mostly hers because she could have stopped him."
Me: "That's a really ignorant, retarded way of looking at it."
Him: "How is that ignorant? Tell me."
Me: "I don't want to talk about it."
repeat last two lines with word variations
click

He hangs up on me.

Mon, 22 May 2006 07:39:26 GMT

Well, it's about damn time.